(If you are easily offended, then this is a post you shouldn't read)---------------------------
It's time for a light-hearted and fun post!
Being a legend at BJs (haha...), of course I won't divulge ALL my secrets... (sorry, I'm a bit selfish) ... However, there are many ways women can wreck a BJ... so I've decided to reveal what NOT to do when engaging in fellatio.
Holly Jean's Top Ten DON'Ts when giving head
10. Definitely Don't blow
Calling it a blow job is definitely misleading. You don't blow it at all. The only blowing that's done is by him... 9. Don't bang his balls
Some women think that squeezing his balls together will make him come quicker. But in my experience, it often distracts a man and can be painful. My recommendation would be to gently caress the scrotum. 8. Don't look like it's gross
Yes... I admit giving a BJ is not exactly the same as eating choc chip ice cream... but you got to make it look like it is. Get it?(And by the way, it's not gross... I read somewhere that it's actually cleaner than putting your own fingers in your mouth!)
7. Don't suck too hard
Men don't like it soft and wimpy but it's just as bad if you put his penis in a choke hold! Apply only moderate suction.
7. Don't suck too hard
Men don't like it soft and wimpy but it's just as bad if you put his penis in a choke hold! Apply only moderate suction.6. Don't go too fast
If you start to get impatient, and go faster and faster before he's ready... then his penis might lose sensation. Timing is the key... keep a constant pace and only accelerate when you feel he's about to cum. 5. Don't use your teeth
Suck your lips in over your front teeth. Don't just scrape your teeth over his penis... and please don't bite down on it!
Suck your lips in over your front teeth. Don't just scrape your teeth over his penis... and please don't bite down on it! 4. Don't rest your elbow in his leg
Remember that thing you did as a kid where you drill your elbow into your friends thigh??? Was it a good feeling?!?! (if you don't know what I am talking about... just jab and grind your own elbow into your thigh)
3. Don't gag
Practice, learn to control, know your limits.... but just don't gag throughout the BJ. It's a turnoff.
2. Don't keep stopping and starting
It's the break in the rhythm that causes a man to lose that feeling that's been building up. So even though your jaw is cramping, don't stop! If you really must... then at least keep the rhythm going with your hand.
1. Don't forget to swallow
It'll feel great for him because there's no interruption to the "moment", it boosts a man's ego and men like having a bad girl in the bedroom.
1. Don't forget to swallow
It'll feel great for him because there's no interruption to the "moment", it boosts a man's ego and men like having a bad girl in the bedroom.
If you really don't want to swallow, spit it out discreetly into a towel or tissue (no, not under the bed or somewhere you think he won't find it) or just keep it in your mouth until you get to the bathroom.
Disclaimer:
Use the information as you please, but be reminded that I am not endorsing sex or any form of unprotected bodily fluid exchange.
Comments
Vice versa when guys do it on the lass, my jaws also gets crampy too but I keep on going.
:)
Girls: Have you any secrets tricks to share with me?
A little licking on the perineum and on the balls is good. Lick the underneath of the penis too.
Don't make the mistake of licking the head too much, its uncomfortable.
And also the ego booster, tell him how good he smells and how good he taste.
If you keep plainly sucking on for ten minutes non-stop and even if it feels good, you look like you are doing it cos he pays you. LOL.
what a good post
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1.The ladies should make it as wet ass possible,but of course with the rite kind of wetness and not some sticky substance...
2.Suck it with a hand shaking it...
3.Give him a dirty horny look every now and then by looking up at him....He loves it when u look at him with that look..And of course,give him a FULL view of you sucking him..
4.Use your tongue as you suck..Apply pressure with the tongue...Especially on the underside of the penis..
5.Make some moaning sounds as you suck cos the sound create vibrations that will somewhat or rather make the dick feel good.
6. Move ur mouth around the penis...It feels good..Trust me...Cos it shows on his face.. :D
**I'm a girl**
Hmmm.. anal huh?? interesting. might come up with tips or a funny post. But in general, I am not fond of it!
Shoud post up more tips for girls. LOL
One night stands although exciting doesn't give as much pleasure as knowing your partner inside out.
I have one last move to push my bf over the edge after he cum in my mouth. I usually spit out his cum. Then i will fill my mouth with cold water, hold it in, then put his cock into my mouth and swirl the cold water around. It's like washing his cock... he loves it!
Thank you for this post.
Very interesting read.
Keep it up.
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But with someone you trust, and can maintain a basic level of hygiene, it's actually cleaner than sucking your own fingers! ( not making this bit up, read it somewhere)