
Are you guilty of being a cock block?
To cock block is to prevent another person (usually intentionally), from scoring (or having sex... whatever you prefer to call it) with another person.
Even though I am attached, I make it a point not to cock block my friends. When at parties, I play wing woman instead of tyring to suck up male attention. I have what I want, I don't feel the need to pull other men.
But cock blockers usually have their own agendas... they are usually either unattractive, or attached (and therefore not allowed to flirt when in clubs) or just simply jealous and will not allow anyone in their company to get luckier than them. It's selfish really.
Many years ago, at a bar, a really reallly reaaaaaaaaalllllly hot guy came up to me and started chatting me up. And then Swooosh... in comes a friend (who is attached, btw) and she cock blocks by saying, "You know she has a Boyfriend right?"
(and I didn't have one)
Bloody... b.
Her rationale was that it was supposed to be a girls night out (since when? Since she realised she wasn't getting any male attention?) . Okay.
Then again... on the flipside, I've heard my guy friends telling me stories of waking up the next morning with like really fugly chicks and then thinking "OMG WHAT DID I DO?!"
So yeah.. SOMETIMES people do cock block because they are looking out for you... and not for selfish reasons.
So... bearing in mind that ultimately, YOU are responsible for your own decisions. And that alcohol can and will affect your judgement... I will share with you various methods of getting rid of CockBlockers.
1. The most common of all cock blocks is the MOTHER HEN. She's the woman who keeps an eye on all her girlfriends on their girls' night out. If you spot a mother hen around your potential chick... try chatting up the mother hen. Include her in conversation instead of trying to block her out. You can even compliment her.... if she likes you enough, she may not stop her girl friend from talking to you.
2. Usually in a big group of girls, there's bound to be a FUGLY. Now for some men, a FUGLY is a last resort. But, some men prey on FUGLIES because they're easy targets. Hot girls have men bending over backwards for them, and they know they can take their pick for the night. But FUGLIES on the other hand, are not accustomed to such luxuries. They are easy targets if you do not want to face rejection and are new to this game. No one cockblocks their fugly friend from scoring...maybe out of pity.
3. If you insist on the hottie, and don't want the FUGLY, then you need to get a FALL BUDDY who has relatively low standards and will hook up with the FUGLY. If the FUGLY is kept busy, she will not try to fight with you for the attention of her hottie female friend. Do note though that you owe your friend big time for this and you will have to return the favour by jumping on the grenade someday soon too.
4. ALCOHOL. It may give you confidence and bravado. |When given in copious amounts to the hottie, it might make you appear much better looking even.... but the ultimate cock block of the night (after ALL that effort!!!) is when someone vomits all over, or when you cannot get it up!
Are you guilty of cock blocking or have you been cock blocked? :)
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For your information, the plain girls I know are very intelligent, confident, classy, jet setting, career women with drive ... does that SOUND like these women are second rated low-standard ladies who would be easy to bed?
I bet many of your so called HOTTIES would be second rate to Plain Janes when it comes to personality, achievements, character and intelligence!!!!! So stop judging people by the way they look! It's especially shameful when it comes from a woman!
Pity you have blinkers on! You need to remove them, gain better insight, get educated, broaden your views, place less emphasis on appearances, and try to get some beauty inside of you instead.
It's all demand and supply.
There are enough cocks to go around for everyone.
It's just hooking up in a club - guys know better to wed/date the right girl. Homogamy, baby. This, is a fact of life.
Dennis She.
I totally agree with you Holly! <3