Friday, August 17, 2012

Is Your Girlfriend Actually A Witch? The signs of evil.

Men are often smitten when in love, and overlook the signs of evil in the women they are dating.
Signs of evil:

1. She bad mouths all other women when she is with you. It is normal for all women to get a little competitive and jealous over other women. But a witch will constantly put down other women. If a very pretty girl walks past, all she points out are the flaws. Example- " Her thighs are too thick for such a short skirt..."

2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.

3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.

4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.

5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend... there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?

Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).

Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there... so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:04 pm

    love this post! i suppose it could work the other way too. bottom line, i would want my other half to be kind and respectful. somehow though i am always made to feel like these are archair values in modern society. rambling on now but love this post!

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  2. Anonymous7:27 am

    What a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads!

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  3. Anonymous3:23 am

    WOW this is super accurate, as I have definitely dated a bonafide witch before! I mean she never admitted it or anything, but it is as if you researched her and then wrote this article. Are you a witch or do all women just know what a witch is? I wish I had been warned!

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  4. Wow this is pretty spot on!

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  5. Wow this is pretty spot on!

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  6. I'm dating one right now! I knew something was up and I asked her......she said "no" very quietly. She pretty much got me fired from my job and doesn't like me to workout. I see small black shadows fly across the apt. Ok.....gotta go....she back from the store.

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