Tuesday, March 10, 2009

How To Eat Pussy

( sorry the title sounds so crude, but it's going to be really informative... if not, then a good laugh) :o)

I know the topic of oral sex (and sex) is somewhat taboo in Asian societies but in the past I have been the recipient of many bad sessions. This is a lifestyle blog and not a sleazy sex blog... and I'm sure we can ALL benefit if men heard from a woman how it should be done!Apart from not rushing, and not looking disgusted... here are some key steps to giving her a great time.

1. POSITION

I may not be able to speak for every woman out there, but I am pretty sure the majority of us would like to be comfortable. If we are relaxed and comfortable there's a better chance of orgasm. So forget about putting us in thigh cramping tantric positions (or squatting!) which supposedly gives you a better angle/reach/etc. I just like lying flat on my back. You can prop pillows under bum if you want more elevation (will minimise strain on your neck).

2. NO MOLE MAN IMPRESSIONS PLEASEDon't pull the blanket over your head. Not only will it be suffocatingly hot for you... but we have nothing to watch. Women like looking at the man enjoying himself.

3. HOVER Before you start, get her wanting it. Kiss her all over. And when you head down, just hover over it for about five seconds before the first lick. Remember... not too bloody long okay?! If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts about doing it because she smells bad or something.

4. GO SLOW
Make your first lick super slow, and soft, and wet.

5. ENTHUSIASM is key!

You start off slow.. but when you get into it, really get into it. Have you heard of the expression Eat like a pig at the trough? Be that pig.

A woman will think you're really not into it (and not into her) if you just furtively flick your tongue here and there with minimal contact. It's not just your tongue which we want... lips and suction also send us over the moon.



6. STEADY BOY




Use wet, gentle strokes with your tongue keeping a slow but steady rhythm.

7. THE SUCTION


Do not use this technique too early as it is best performed when your woman is sufficiently aroused. Don't apply too much pressure on her clitoris. Just gently suck on her clitoris like how you suck a straw.

(Is it just me? Or is that guy in the picture, sucking the straw, very sexy?)

8. THE LOOP
Place your tongue either on one side of her clitoris. Then start to move your tongue in circular loops around her clitoris only. Control the pace of this technique. Go slow at the beginning and increase the pace when she starts to really enjoy it.

9. WHAT ARE YOUR FINGERS FOR?For pleasuring of course. Simultaneous fingering is great. Some women like it while you're licking her. Some prefer it just before she orgasms.


10. DON'T STOP

Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Some women can experience multiple orgasms and may want you to keep going. I think most women naturally just happily pull you back up (or if you're not so lucky, she might be the kind who just swats you away) when she's had enough.

There you have it boys, just ten simple rules. We women don't ask for much, do we?

Get this right and women will grovel at your feet. Trust me (or ask my boyfriend!) :)

14 comments:

  1. This is pretty cool...
    It's definitely helps to enhance the skill... :-)

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  2. Anonymous8:35 am

    another tip- use ice!

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  3. Over the causeway8:59 am

    very funny post!

    ups from SBF!

    Sporeans aren't so square huh!

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  4. Wow...your imagination is excellent and fantastic!I do know how u feel and i really like it!hahaha...

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  5. Man with straw6:13 pm

    Tnx I'm v sexy its true - i use the straw when i go down on my BF

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  6. Anonymous8:57 pm

    Great post!
    Can you please describe what it means for a girl to have an orgasm?

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  7. I like to linger and take my time when I go down on a woman. Make the moment last, if you know what I mean.

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  8. Anonymous6:12 am

    many girls said, that im the best they ever have ;)

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  9. Holy Jean, love all the pics you have used to describe the steps..
    so looking forward for next post..

    So what inspire you to write these tips ? is it because you need a good Cunnilingus from him or maybe it was after a good session ? haha..

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  10. Having it so good now has made me realise how bad some others were!

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  11. hi holly jean, as usual, i enjoy your postings thoroughly. i actually have a response to this blog, with my own post: Not That Holly Jean's Kama Sutra! It is all in the name of fun :)

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  12. Anonymous10:24 pm

    Holly Jean,

    Would appreciate if you can blog how's the girl orgasm? In fact, i think most the guys would like to know more.

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  13. wow.. you are lucky.. multiple cums ? lol

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  14. Thanks for your compliments :)

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