Saturday, August 23, 2008

25 Ways To Turn Me On

Men if you're sometimes clueless about how to read a woman or how to treat her... read on...

I'm not saying that my 25 ways to turn a woman on (or at least not put her off) is a universal manual. Everyone's different. Do take it with a pinch of salt.

I'm a girly girl and these things matter to me when it comes to men.


25 Ways To Turn Holly Jean On:

1. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. I don't care what the plan is. Just have one.

2. I love it when you stand behind me and whisper in my ear or kiss my shoulders

3. You're at your sexiest when you're shaving or fixing things.


4. I am always eager for your attention. The moment you come home, kiss me.

5. I like plain white bed sheets.

6. Take care of your body. Don't get fat.

7. Don't leave nose hairs sticking out

8. Brush your teeth

9. Be clean. But I like it when my man is fresh-sweaty, like just after a run.

10. Don't wear Maroon. Hate it.

11. Unless you're Jesus, lose the sandals.

12. I love sensuous showers together.

13. Give me a pet name which only YOU can call me.

14. I like to be carried.. to bed.. to the couch... wherever.

15. If I do something to disrespect or annoy you, tell me.

16. When you say you're going to call. Call.

17. Sneak in a Text or call me everyday, it makes me feel loved. If you're my BF, yours is the last voice I want to hear at night.

18. Don't ask me what I want for my birthday. I never have the answer for that.

19. I like surprises but ALWAYS clue me in as to what to wear.

20. If I'm too cold and changing the temperature is within your power, fix it.

21. Love or at least be kind to my dog.

22. If we're in an exclusive relationship, you can Trust Me. I'm very loyal when it comes to good friends and the boyfriend.

23. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking.

24. Don't lie. If you lie, I will leave.

25. When all else fails, just hold my hand... forever.

17 comments:

  1. A good one Jean, these things turn me on too. But I don't mind someone wearing maroon though ;)

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  2. yay... I'm glad someone feels the same way.. at least for 24 things out of 25 :)

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  3. In my opinion, these are some of the common things girls look for/like...
    2. I love it when you stand behind me and whisper in my ear or kiss my shoulders
    3. You're at your sexiest when you're shaving or fixing things.
    4. I am always eager for your attention. The moment you come home, kiss me.
    7. Don't leave nose hairs sticking out

    These are just uniquely you...
    6. Take care of your body. Don't get fat.
    10. Don't wear Maroon. Hate it.
    11. Unless you're Jesus, lose the sandals.
    12. I love sensuous showers together.
    21. Love or at least be kind to my dog.

    This one really takes the cake. Have all the guys that you have dated been up for it?
    14. I like to be carried.. to bed.. to the couch... wherever.

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  4. :) thanks for your opinion...

    as for number 14. NO!!! Of course not all the guys I've dated have done this lol... I've dated an uncountable number over the last 10 months of singlehood man! haha.

    But my previous BFs, and those I dated somewhat longer term and were exclusively dating.. yeah.. I dont think they minded. I think most of them minded the kiddy PInk fluffy socks I wore to bed even more... haha

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  5. You sleep with your PInk fluffy socks on?? 0_0

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  6. oh my! i can so relate to all that you've mentioned!!

    But to add to that list ..

    26) I like to watch when my BF is hard at work/sports. It shows passion in something aside from the couch/tv.

    27) Make me laugh no matter how angry I am with him.

    Hmm... I wonder if these two counts.. haha..

    Cheers!

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  7. LOL so damn lawak!
    i like the sandals part.

    AHAHAHAHHAA

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  8. Hehe. Wow. I think from all the guys I know I can't think of a single one who would mind the socks more than the carrying around...interesting.

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  9. : olivia10:22 pm

    awesome post!

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  10. Anonymous10:50 pm

    my boyfriend carries me everywhere. :) so i dont know! :D

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  11. Yeah Yash.. why wouldn't you like to carry your girlfriend?? :D

    Yes, Parody.. 26 & 27.. I like :)

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  12. All I gotta say is #12!!! Sweet!

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  13. All I gotta say is #12!!! Sweet!

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  14. Interesting post...enjoyed reading it:)

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  15. I don't have to do all this to eat bak chor me with you right?

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  16. Anonymous4:00 pm

    God forbid if the dude is wearing sandals with socks!

    Am okay with maroon, all others - I agree!

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