OK... for those who don't know, The Last Hoorah (also spelt hurrah) is a final performance or effort before retirement.
When I mentioned to one of my guy friends that I might be in an exclusive relationship soon, he went... "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
You see, this friend of mine is getting married soon, and he has fantasies of me being his last hoorah.
I've been debating this concept in my head...
Of course, once I am in a relationship (which I sort of already am ... I think), my friend can kiss his last hurrah goodbye.
But what I'm thinking is... if I were single... then how harmless is a last hurrah? A last fling before taking the plunge into absolute and eternal monogamy? Would I be helping him out or helping him cheat?!
I've been to hen nights where I see my own girlfriends get out of control and start getting it on with the strippers and what not. I don't know ... is it really harmless?
I think even a kiss is cheating. Yet I have funny standards.... if my fiance felt the need for one last hoorah.... I would burn his house down. I myself don't have an urge to get a last hoorah in for myself... monogamy does not scare me, in fact, I relish it. The comfort, the familiarity, the security.
But having someone choose me to be HIS last hoorah... I have to say, is somewhat flattering.
What do you think? Would you agree to be someone's last hoorah? Would you accept if your partner had one last hoorah? DO YOU want a last hoorah?
Or do you subscribe to the belief that... once a cheat, always a cheat. There's never really is a last hoorah... for those who want a hoorah in the first place?
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