5 Ways to Spot a Tranny

Last week, at like 2 am in the morning. My friend Scott calls me. I was fast asleep, and the phone woke Mark up too. (He wasn't happy, Scott!)

Anyway, Scott wanted to know rather urgently - how to tell if a girl was a real girl (genetically) or a she-male. He was at a bar, and he met a girl. And he was attracted to her, but also had a feeling that she may be a Man. I asked him why and he said she was unusually tall for an Asian girl.

So I told him to do the arm test (see below)... and went back to sleep.

The next morning, I asked him how it went, and he just said it was "inconclusive". Inconclusive? yeah right.. I bet he did the arm test and realised it was a man!

Although Scott is a somewhat awkward red-headed chap... i don't really blame him for not being able to tell if it were a man or woman he was getting cozy with at the bar.

Sex change operations are freaking amazing now. And a lot of them look so much better than us real women!

Miriam Rivera (Big Brother Australia, now TV star). Gorgeous to most people (though I do find her face manly). But if a real woman actually stood beside her, you'd start to be suspicious because Miriam is much Larger. (Which is also why I suspect Mariah Carey is really a bloke)

But in Asia where people are smaller built and men (korean, japanese, chinese, etc) tend to be smaller built and have softer features (not so chunky)... it's even harder to tell a transgender or transvestite from a real woman.
For example, Harisu (pic above).

First, let's clarify some things:
Transvestite is a male who dresses as a female.
She-male is a man who has taken hormones and maybe even had his adam's apple "shaved" and had facial injection but still has his penis and balls.
Transsexual is a male who has gone through the complete operation to become a physical woman.
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Not that I have anything against transvestites, she-males or transsexuals. But if you're a straight man, I'm guessing you wouldn't want to ignorantly hook up with any of the three? (unless of course that is what you want, then by all means go ahead)


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Apart from the Adams apple, deep voice, balls and penis or facial hair... all of which sex change operations and hormone pills can fix.... how can u tell if it's a man or woman?

Holly Jean's 5 Ways to Spot A Tranny
1. The Physical
Shoulders: Women's shoulders-to-hips ratio is typically more in proportion to one another. Men have narrower hips.
Size: of hands and feet ( For Asian women- bigger than a US 9/UK7 is questionable)
Jaw line: About mid-point in a male jawbone is a sudden change of angle.
On a woman the jawbone is more or less a softer curve from under the ear to the chin.

However, some traits that we think of as gender-specific, aren't necessarily so. Some women have big shoulders, some women are tall, some men are short... so let's move on to number 2..



2. The Arm Test
Here's my arm on top and Mark's arm at the bottom of the pic. When you straighten your arm, men will notice that it won't go beyond the 180 degree point, it'll be just straight. But women will find that their arms bend a little extra backwards.

3. The Center of Gravity Test

Follow instructions in my video. If they fall forward, it’s a man. If they keep their balance, it’s a woman.

This is because women have a lower center of gravity. We’ve got short torsos, long legs and wide hips. Men, on the other hand, have long torsos with bigger chest cavity (bigger ribcage) so a lot of weight is in their chests. So when he tries to lean forward to touch the paper, he can’t do it because it brings his center of mass too far forward in front of his knees and he falls over.

4. The Evidence from the Past
Ask to see some childhood pics of her. This is one of the most discreet ways to find out, without looking like you SUSPECT SHE'S A MAN. But if she doesn't show you any... hmmm... (try the tests above!)

5. The Crotch

If you're a brave boy... and end up in bed together before you can ascertain whether she's a true female or not... then look at her crotch. A post surgery crotch/vagina is higher than a real woman's.

Do share if you have any other "tests" or any experience regarding this subject. Would be interesting to hear what you have to say.

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