Friday, March 13, 2009

How To Get Your Pussy Eaten

Many people get uncomfortable talking about this. But sex is just part of life. Men really get turned on performing oral sex on a woman, especially when he really loves her. It will really boost his ego and keep him coming back for more if she enjoys it and tells him so.

Girls, here are my simple tips that will make going down on you... a delight!


Holly Jean's Top 5 Tips When Getting It

5. Don't Be A Human Clamp
Don't squeeze his head with your thighs. Men hate this, already they're trying to do their best down there and their neck is cramping... do you really think they'll appreciate you restricting their head movement?? (If you're really afraid he'll run away, then lock the bedroom door!!)4. Don't Stink

A lot of women are terrified of smelling bad. Take if from me, if you are hygienic and are in good health, you'll smell ok naturally. But if you still stink, then go to a doctor, you might have an infection... eeeww. 3. Groom It
Whether you trim or wax, just make sure it looks inviting.


2. Do Make Some Noise
You don't have to scream "OH MY GOD!" as if your puppy just got ran over by a car.

But a nice long moan is often appreciated by a man and will keep him going.
1. Boost His Ego

Lastly, like little kids, men respond well to positive reinforcement. So, don't forget to tell him how good it was and you'll keep him wanting to please you more :)

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In my experience girls, if you follow all these rules and a man still doesn't go down on you that often, then most probably he's not really that in to you... or is Mormon.
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:28 am

    Don't use teeth!

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  2. Anonymous2:23 pm

    hand erect the anus as well.
    Jean, would suggest to launch all about sex idea blog? Don't u think it's good?

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  3. Don't u read3:31 pm

    she already said this is a lifestyle blog not sex blog!

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  4. Huh? How do you erect the anus?????????

    Yeah... not planning on launching a new blog. Too much work! Wld rather focus on this one... lifestyle blog.. so everything abt life.. be it relationships and sex, food and restaurants, clothes and fashion, or make up and style etc...

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  5. peg on nose6:39 pm

    its true that some gals do not smell/taste too good in the pussy dept - problem is they don"t know and no guy wants to be the first one that tells them ! bit like having bad breath i guess ha ha -

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  6. Anonymous7:37 pm

    I mean while licking on the pussy, use your finger to touch on the anus which will increase the sexual.

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  7. Anonymous2:11 pm

    whats the meaning if he likes me to do blur job but when i wan it he just do it so fast like for 10 seconds?? and what the meaning if he loves me??

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  8. why don't you change the order and get him to go down on you first.

    And if he only does it for like 10 seconds, then when it's his turn to receive, you also only do it for 10 seconds.

    That way he will learn he needs to reciprocate and put in more effort.

    :)

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  9. HAHAHAA the pic of the guy's face getting squished is darn funny :D

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  10. if hes doing it for 10 secs its probably cos your pussy stinks and he doesnt wanna be rude.

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  11. Anonymous7:48 am

    “In my experience girls, if you follow all these rules and a man still doesn't go down on you that often, then most probably he's not really that in to you... or is Mormon.”

    …I’m Mormon, and absolutely love giving oral sex to my wife. (She seems to be pretty fond of it too!) I just thought you might want to know we’re not all like the stereotype.

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  12. ok.. thnx for clearing tht :)



    will only joke about the Jews frm now on

    (kidding!!)

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