Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Pussy Post

As requested by readers of the penis post, penis post 2 and boob post... here is the pussy post.


When we refer to the pussy, we're actually talking about the vulva and not the vagina. The vagina is the canal inside. The vulva is what's on the outside.






Here are some other Common Alternative (but unflattering) names for the pussy:
1. Muff
2. Beef Curtains
3. The Clam
4. Cunt
6. Poontang
7. Cold Cut Combo
8. Twat
9. Punani
10. Dick Dock
11. Sausage Slot
12. Pink Taco
13. Vertical Smile
14. Wizard's Sleeve
15. Lobster Claw

Pussy Facts and Trivia

- Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches

- Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter (oh god! That's bigger than some penises!)

- The clitoris is almost identical in structure to a penis - it's a homologous organ

- The vagina is a self-cleaning organ

- The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg

- In a survery of women who used vibrators, 8 out 10 stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside of the clitoris to achieve orgasm (get the hint boys?)

How do you tell your girlfriend that her vagina smells bad???
Haha.. I'll leave you with this video... enjoy!

8 comments:

  1. lololol that video

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  2. Strawberries...it always helps when she eats strawberries. Makes her lush tush smell so much better and sweeter.

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  3. ive watched that on talkingcock.com

    v funnie indeed... i never go down on my partner... :P:P

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  4. Anonymous5:26 pm

    that's when the snorkle comes in handy i guess

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  5. Harmony-> yes. i found it hilarious. :)

    The dude-> pineapple too! and yoghurt keeps it healthy down there :)

    . -> Oh.. you are both missing out on so much if you never go down on your partner!!!! not every tastes/smells bad! :)

    anonymous 5.26pm -> fortunately for me, the snorkle isn't one of our bedroom toys. (yet). Stop feeding him wierd ideas please.

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  6. your cum tastes like vinegar. i have a really hard time not throwing up after i swallow it and i think we should take a break.

    hahahahaha. i think the guy is lucky for allowing his girlfriend to say her thing first. or he'll probably get into trouble if he says it first. so lucky him! but vinegar cum?? not cool haha.

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  7. 1. Thanks for the vid.
    2. So gonna make my friends eat more pinapple.
    3. So what's a cure for the guy's problem?

    haha...
    Best part: The practice.
    Looks at balloon: "I wanted to know if MY vagina smells", thinks twice, "that's retarded"
    hahaha

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  8. Anonymous5:55 pm

    I think putting a pineapple in there will hurt a lot.

    Bad idea.

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