Sunday, November 23, 2008

Retraction

With reference to : Dating A Metrosexual Man

I am sat here quaking in my blue booties. You see, Mark is a lawyer and he has threatened to sue me for damages caused by labeling him a metrosexual. Mark does take time to take care of himself but hates the term Metrosexual because of its associated connotations of femininity and narcissism.

Hence, I am retracting my previous statement that My Boyfriend is a metrosexual.

He would also like me to state for the record that-


1. He doesn't see any difference between cutting his own nails and paying someone to do it for him, if he can't be arsed to do it himself.
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2. That a healthy lifestyle is essential and not a sign of insecurity. If you want to be successful, you have to look successful. Whether its an Armani suit , a great Panerai watch , Church's shoes , a great haircut , clean nails , good complexion , fit etc .

3. Personal grooming such as clipping of nasal hair and pubes are perfectly acceptable.

4. Like all things, it's a question of balance. Keeping fit and healthy should not dominate your life but it should always be a big part of it. How much of a part depends on what else you have to do - fortunately for him he has time to play sport , go to spas and give me attention.

5. We timed him last night and he only took 12 minutes to get ready. And he wants me to stress that I have never been ready before him!

(We had dinner at the newly opened Bed Supper Club last night. Next post will be a review of it.)


I am so loving being in a relationship :)

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:04 pm

    Well... in these times & age, it's perfectly normal for a guy to take good care of himself. I mean, if girls can go for facials, why can't guys? We all need to take good care of ourselves. On another note, I am really happy that you found someone whom u r in love with. All the best Holly. :)

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  2. hey jean,

    im a metrosexual myself... :P

    supperclub is cool. but im for drinks, not e food.

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  3. Anonymous3:12 pm

    Hi! Be glad you're with someone who can do facials with you! I have to foce my bf to accompany me (gave up after a while), and recently resorted to having to tell him to chuck that mustard-yellow shirt that was really yucky.

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  4. Anonymous4:29 pm

    i'd give you a facial anyday

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  5. Bern-> actually i thought the drinks were normal... but the food was great!!! maybe u had a different menu from my night there. (Will post review tmrw)

    Anonymous 3:12pm-> OMG.. mustard yellow!!! I would have just made the shirt disappear.... without telling him! haha.

    anonymous 4:29pm-> mmm... naughty!!!

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  6. Anonymous1:41 pm

    Omigod Holly - that's a great idea (stealing and chucking yellow shirt)! Will do that.

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  7. Hey Holly! Really glad for you!Wish you all the best and bliss in your relationship dear!!!

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  8. Oh yea,on being metrosexual,guess it's ok, as long it doesn't cross over the line to being too vain..gotta have a limt though. It's ok to be looking after one's appearance, be it a guy or a girl,but not over the limit,too vain..esp for guys though..

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