With reference to : Dating A Metrosexual Man
I am sat here quaking in my blue booties. You see, Mark is a lawyer and he has threatened to sue me for damages caused by labeling him a metrosexual. Mark does take time to take care of himself but hates the term Metrosexual because of its associated connotations of femininity and narcissism.
Hence, I am retracting my previous statement that My Boyfriend is a metrosexual.
He would also like me to state for the record that-
1. He doesn't see any difference between cutting his own nails and paying someone to do it for him, if he can't be arsed to do it himself.
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2. That a healthy lifestyle is essential and not a sign of insecurity. If you want to be successful, you have to look successful. Whether its an Armani suit , a great Panerai watch , Church's shoes , a great haircut , clean nails , good complexion , fit etc .
3. Personal grooming such as clipping of nasal hair and pubes are perfectly acceptable.
4. Like all things, it's a question of balance. Keeping fit and healthy should not dominate your life but it should always be a big part of it. How much of a part depends on what else you have to do - fortunately for him he has time to play sport , go to spas and give me attention.
5. We timed him last night and he only took 12 minutes to get ready. And he wants me to stress that I have never been ready before him!
(We had dinner at the newly opened Bed Supper Club last night. Next post will be a review of it.)
I am so loving being in a relationship :)
Hence, I am retracting my previous statement that My Boyfriend is a metrosexual.
He would also like me to state for the record that-
1. He doesn't see any difference between cutting his own nails and paying someone to do it for him, if he can't be arsed to do it himself.
.
2. That a healthy lifestyle is essential and not a sign of insecurity. If you want to be successful, you have to look successful. Whether its an Armani suit , a great Panerai watch , Church's shoes , a great haircut , clean nails , good complexion , fit etc .
3. Personal grooming such as clipping of nasal hair and pubes are perfectly acceptable.
4. Like all things, it's a question of balance. Keeping fit and healthy should not dominate your life but it should always be a big part of it. How much of a part depends on what else you have to do - fortunately for him he has time to play sport , go to spas and give me attention.
5. We timed him last night and he only took 12 minutes to get ready. And he wants me to stress that I have never been ready before him!
(We had dinner at the newly opened Bed Supper Club last night. Next post will be a review of it.)
I am so loving being in a relationship :)
Comments
im a metrosexual myself... :P
supperclub is cool. but im for drinks, not e food.
Anonymous 3:12pm-> OMG.. mustard yellow!!! I would have just made the shirt disappear.... without telling him! haha.
anonymous 4:29pm-> mmm... naughty!!!