Give a woman an inch...

... and she'll think she's a ruler!

You know the old saying - Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile. Which basically means that Man is a creature of greed. So when I came across this warped version of that old saying- it cracked me up. I love it!

Give a woman an inch and she'll think she's a ruler!

Is it true though? Are women control freaks?

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One joke for the road-

All men on Earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says "I want you men to make two lines. One line for the men who were controlled by their wives, and another line for men who were not controlled.

After a few minutes, the line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long. But in the line of men that were not pussy whipped... there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!"

"Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one in that line?"

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."