Here are my top 10 best places to have sex (other than a comfortable bed with clean white sheets, a soft duvet and heavy pillows...mmm)
[yes, yes, I've considered options like the mile high club, the cinema, the beach, and public restrooms.. but only these make my top ten list!]
Holly Jean's Top 10 Best Places To Have Sex
10. In the shower
It's convenient and you get to scrub each other's back. If you have more time, think scented scrubs, think of hands lubed up with shower gel gliding over your body in a gentle caress.
9. In the men's fitting room
This is just quick fun... and a challenge if it's a small fitting room. I'm sure rooms with 3 full-length mirrors work best!!!
8. In a tent
I would love to pitch a tent and feel like a kid again... only this time... a very naughty kid.
7. In a moving vehicle
Don't have sex in a stationary car, like people who can't afford hotel rooms. BJs on the go...yo.
6. In the Library
I imagine that shelves(of any sort) and stacks of books give good leverage.
5. In a stable, on bales of hay
I have never been in a hay filled stable... all I envision are scenes cropped out of movies and tv shows. SO in my stable, it does not smell of horse shit, it is cool and dry, there are huge bales of hay... and I mean HUGE. Cowboy boots and cowboy hat.
4. Hotel Room
Nothing better than doing it in a foreign bed. And not have to make the bed after!
3. Rooftop of a tall building
It's outdoor and you're exposed to elements such as the warm sunshine and the wind (it's even better in the rain... slippery and sensual bodies sliding against each other) .... yet so high up that you're away from intruders or onlookers. Which to me is the best balance of danger and privacy.
2. In his office
Love a man in a smart suit. Love taking it off him. The tie is a great double for a blind fold or cuffs. A man in a position of power is a DEFINITE turn on for me.
1. On the deck of a yacht
This is my ideal love making place. At night, under the stars, out at sea, with the ocean swaying gently and ever so rhythmic. This is for sure on my to do list... but of course, I'm waiting for the right moment for this (and the right person... duh!)
[yes, yes, I've considered options like the mile high club, the cinema, the beach, and public restrooms.. but only these make my top ten list!]
Holly Jean's Top 10 Best Places To Have Sex
10. In the shower
It's convenient and you get to scrub each other's back. If you have more time, think scented scrubs, think of hands lubed up with shower gel gliding over your body in a gentle caress.
9. In the men's fitting room
This is just quick fun... and a challenge if it's a small fitting room. I'm sure rooms with 3 full-length mirrors work best!!!
8. In a tentI would love to pitch a tent and feel like a kid again... only this time... a very naughty kid.
7. In a moving vehicle
Don't have sex in a stationary car, like people who can't afford hotel rooms. BJs on the go...yo.
6. In the Library
I imagine that shelves(of any sort) and stacks of books give good leverage.
5. In a stable, on bales of hayI have never been in a hay filled stable... all I envision are scenes cropped out of movies and tv shows. SO in my stable, it does not smell of horse shit, it is cool and dry, there are huge bales of hay... and I mean HUGE. Cowboy boots and cowboy hat.
4. Hotel Room
Nothing better than doing it in a foreign bed. And not have to make the bed after!
3. Rooftop of a tall building
It's outdoor and you're exposed to elements such as the warm sunshine and the wind (it's even better in the rain... slippery and sensual bodies sliding against each other) .... yet so high up that you're away from intruders or onlookers. Which to me is the best balance of danger and privacy.
2. In his office
Love a man in a smart suit. Love taking it off him. The tie is a great double for a blind fold or cuffs. A man in a position of power is a DEFINITE turn on for me.
1. On the deck of a yachtThis is my ideal love making place. At night, under the stars, out at sea, with the ocean swaying gently and ever so rhythmic. This is for sure on my to do list... but of course, I'm waiting for the right moment for this (and the right person... duh!)
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btw, my fav spot will be the kitchen. XD i dunno why.. hahahaha..
I wonder who will follow suit by blogging... top 10 place not to have sex..
I must say this post is rather..uh.. informative....^.^
Hehehe AMAZING! Yea, life's too short to have sex in typical places! And since sex is the one thing (almost, coz there are outliers with everything) everyone loves doing...might was well be creative with it!
Still, you can do better than "the shower" why not...on an African Safari, or...in the Swimming Pool (better yet, in the Ocean) or maybe even the cli-che'd on a hot-air balloon!
So many possibilities...
PEACE OUT
few of those are same fantasies with mine
btw, public restroom is not a nice plc to hoo-haa
gents's one, dirty+smelly = off mood
ladies one, less dirty but still zz
anyway, nice 10places except for the barn .. lol
grassy causes itchy all over the body
:P
heh heh heh?
azrin @ www.azrin.net
GFs childhood bedroom
Hot Tub (at a hot tub establishment)
On the ground between bushes and a church.
Under the bleachers
In the middle of the street.
anyway tat was a sincere confession lol.
attention-grabbing and spontaneous approach.how cool haha.
nex time attach some photos, i think it will multiply the viewers rate lol.
Cyren... well.. african safari sex wld be great I guess.. out in the wilderness. But i don't like ocean, tub or pool sex. the reason i prefer boring old shower sex is tht it feels better! water feels great. But being submerged in water while having sex, for instance in a pool, isn't so great. Good for a real quickie, but the water really washes away all the lubricant/wetness, and makes sex a bit squeakey dry type feeling, not great.
Now i'm brain-f***ed.
Hahaha. Enjoyed the post. And I need to read more of your posts, and see whether first impressions will last. :p
I love to do it in air-conditioned place, like office, lecture halls and like you said, library. But library is the most dangerous. When you get caught, its a minimum of a few months jail.
non-perfumed, non cheapo gels would be fine.. point to note, if it stings that area during your normal showers then you probably dont want to use it for a couple shower.
also, i've never like lubed up a man with shower gel.. it never made sense to me :( ok,... getting too elaborate here. BYe.
nice blog u have...
cheerios!
BERN
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Funny post.. Haha!
My husband actually took away my virginity in the shower. When I forgot to lock the bathroom door in the hotel. Lol...
Then after that continued the action on the bed. Lol......